Showing posts with label internet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label internet. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Openly Secure


By now you’ve probably heard that the Internet is broken. Specifically, a piece of software called OpenSSL (which stands for the only slightly oxymoronic “open secure socket layer”) is not so secure.

A flaw discovered last week allows hackers to access your private information … passwords, emails, even your most intimate cat pictures.

And not just the NSA.

In fact, once the existence of the flaw, with the cheerful nickname Heartbleed, was revealed, software developers hastened to demonstrate their expertise by publishing detailed instructions for exploiting this weakness.

Users are advised to change their passwords immediately. Make sure your passwords are at least 8 characters long, and that they include upper- and lower-case letters, digits and punctuation marks. Just don’t use “Sc00by-d00”. That’s mine.

Friday, January 17, 2014

Money Talks

I’m going to get serious for a minute, mainly because I can’t think of any good ways to make this funny.

Throughout history, in almost every country and culture, there have been people who own more property and wield more power than most. There have been thousands of rationalizations for this. Rich, powerful people were thought to deserve their wealth and power because they were born to other rich, powerful people. Or they were more industrious. Or they’re job creators. Or they are better educated or more sophisticated. Or they’re brilliant innovators. Or even that they're anointed by some gods or other. The list goes on and on.

But all of these rich, powerful people have always had the power to make the rules of whatever society they’re in. And they’ve always used that influence to make rules that keep themselves rich and powerful. It’s a simple matter of self preservation.

Ok, all that’s obvious. Likewise, its obvious that among the most useful tools for keeping the status quo are mass media. If you can actually control what people know about what’s going on, and what they think about it, you can pretty much call the shots. The first thing rebels do in a coup d’état is seize television and radio stations. Freedom of the press is great if you own a printing press.

But, in the late 20th century, something weird happened. Technology drastically reduced the cost of publishing, broadcasting, etc. Suddenly, almost anyone, or at least ordinary middle class folks could publish their own newspapers, or books, or even create television programs to distribute on the Internet.

Of course, most of these home-made newspapers and books and TV shows are crap. That’s the downside of democracy. There’s just a flood of stuff, and no one in a position to decide what’s good or bad except you, the consumer.

And here again, technology comes to the rescue. Traditional publishers and broadcasters had marketing and advertising budgets they could use to make you aware of their products, and lure you to them. Now, there are Web sites that tell you what’s hot … what lots of people are looking at. There are supposedly open user ratings and recommendations that can help you decide what media to consume. And there are advanced techniques for deciding what’s similar to what, so if you liked book A, you’d probably also like movie B.

All of this seemed like a revolution in communications. For the first time in history, readers, listeners and viewers could choose from millions of things to read, listen to or watch. You weren’t limited to what the major media outlets decided you should be exposed to. And any random person could develop a worldwide audience for his or her pictures of cats, or stuff on his rabbit or whatever.

Until Tuesday.

On Tuesday, a U.S. appeals court for the District of Columbia denied the FCC’s attempts to force big Internet providers like Comcast and Verizon to provide that service equally for all Internet sources. As a result, Verizon or Comcast could, for example, decide that by paying an extra fee, Google could ensure their searches are faster than Microsoft’s BING. Or vice versa. Verizon or Comcast could just give it to the highest bidder. Or they could block your access to the Huffington Post or al Jazeera or whatever else they decided not to like. If your corner store doesn't carry the newspaper you like, you can always go elsewhere. That's not so easy with Internet providers.

So, in effect, this ruling says that once again, rich people get to decide what you can or can't see.

This could be fixed in a number of ways, involving new laws, reclassifying Internet services, etc. But of course, laws are slippery, and they are also shaped by those same rich, powerful people.

Thomas Jefferson was right.

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Friday, October 25, 2013

Facebook vs. Everything Else

Facebook is trying to become the Internet itself, enticing users to send messages, post statuses, create photo albums, etc. These are all capabilities that are available freely or very cheaply elsewhere, and have been for years.

But now, thanks to Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg and company can check out everything you post. You can allow them to use your name and picture in their sponsors’ ads. And they can decide what your friends and followers will see according to their own secret rules.

So just in case you don't want to give Facebook the keys to your home, here are some other options.

Facebook Feature Alternative
like phone call
messages and inbox email
groups Yahoo! groups, Google groups, mailing lists
status post blog
photo album web page, Picasa, Flickr and many others
news feed RSS
wall email, text message, sticky note
timeline blog
notifications email, RSS
games Oh, please!
pages web page
friends um … real life?

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Dear Everyone,


  • No, I don’t want to receive your free email newsletter.
  • No, I don’t want to take a few minutes to tell you how satisfied I am with your service/product/whatever. (If I'm not satisfied, you'll hear from me.)
  • No, I don’t want to play any Facebook games with you.
  • No, I don't need to know what you had for breakfast.
  • No, I won’t post your pseudo-profound philosophical tidbit on my status for one hour.
  • No, I don’t want to give you access to my email address book so you can see if any of my contacts need spamming.
  • No, I don't want to see pictures of your vacation, snow accumulation, new car, kid's prom or cat. (Unless they're 3D!)
  • No, I don’t want you to keep showing me ads forever for something I looked up once out of idle curiosity.
  • No.
  • Yes, I saw what George Takei posted.
Thank you.

Sincerely,
Tech Curmudgeon

Friday, October 26, 2012

Monday, August 13, 2012

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Master of Your Domain

Despite all the lame attempts to hype .co and other top-level domains, the king is still .com  It can't be touched for recognizability and respect.  If you're serious about your on-line presence, you have to own a .com domain, even if you're not commercial.

However, since there are somewhere in the neighborhood of 100 million .com domains, it's getting very hard to find a name that isn't already taken.  So businesses are looking for evocative but meaningless names to register.  These are names that sound like actual words, but aren't.

The usual practice is to combine two or more words, as follows:
  • Verizon = verity or veracity(?) + horizon (or possibly verify + horizon)
  • Wikipedia = wiki (Hawaiian for quick) + encyclopedia
  • Microsoft (not qualities most males would want to be associated with, but derived from microcomputer + software)

Another approach is corrupt spelling:
  • Netflix (and its spin-off, Qwikster)
  • Sporcle (from oracle)
  • Google (from googol, itself a made-up word.) 

It's fun to try to come up with these.  Using the combined words approach gave me things like:
  • Digifaction
  • Docurity
  • Infortress

However, all of these were taken.  Perhaps I should then run the spelling corrupter to get names like:
  • Dijifakshun
  • Dokuritee
  • In4tris

I'm not even bothering to check these.  You can have them.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

How the Internet Works (When It Works!)

The Internet allows computers to talk to each other. Duh. The technology behind this is called packet switching. The idea is that any message, no matter how big or important, can be split up into packets. These packets then get sent, along with a lot of other packets from other people's messages, across the Internet. Because each packet is carried separately, the pieces of your message might take different routes from computer A to computer B. They could arrive at different times, and out of order.

Suppose you were writing a long note to someone across the room at a crowded party. As you finished writing each page, you'd tear off that page, fold it in half and write your friend's name on the outside. Then you'd hand it to someone next to you, and ask him or her to pass it to your friend across the room. Of course, for each page, there may be a different person standing next to you, and all the other people in between you and your friend may have moved around too. Better number those pages.

The cool thing about this is that no one's in charge, telling the others what to do. It's all just a bunch of individuals following a few basic rules to be nice. If there were an earthquake, and half the room fell into a crevice in the earth's crust, you could still pass notes (as long as your friend were still there). Of course, the notes might take a completely different route around the hole in the ground.

And you might get some funny looks.

No doubt you've already spotted one problem with this. Other people at the party could open your notes and read them. That's called packet sniffing. Because each packet only has part of the message, that may not be a problem, but if your message is short, or the same person happens to wind up with several pieces, it could get ugly.

The other problem is that the people at the party will think you're a jerk for passing notes at a party. Besides, who writes notes anymore? Just text!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Taxonometrics?

The main problem, and the main benefit, of the Internet is that there are no editors. For little or no money, anyone can create a Web site, or start a blog, or even just join a social networking group, and begin spewing out whatever words, images, animations, videos, or other media he or she wants to. Even producing medium to high quality audio, video and animation is within the budgets of most hobbyists. So producing information is not the problem.

The challenge lies in consuming. Specifically, in selecting what to consume. Web surfers are confronted by vast landscapes of everything ranging from strident political rants to pictures of lolcats, and everything in between. Or as someone (?) once said, "Everything you might want to know is on the Internet, but not in alphabetical order."

So how do we make sense of this? The current term of art is ranking. Some Web intermediaries, such as Google, have closely held secret ranking schemes and algorithms which are, in essence, their primary value added. The basis, as with other popularity measures, is to rank according to recommendations or, in Google's case, links from other sites. More exotic schemes, such as the genome concept of Jinni (also discussed here) attempt to automate the process of characterizing both the content and the consumer's preferences.

All of these are efforts to bring order, or taxonomy, to the otherwise vast and chaotic deluge of content. This is THE NEXT BIG THING. Google's incredible success is almost entirely due to their partial solution, and other breakthroughs will change the landscape for everyone. So it seems logical we should be able to compare organizational, or taxonomic, approaches to information content. I propose the term taxonometry to describe the measurement of taxonomies. It fits semantically, and I like the way it sounds. Remember ... you heard it here first.