We know from this week’s Republican Convention that Hillary Clinton is the most nefarious criminal of all time. She has only avoided
indictment, prosecution, conviction and incarceration because all of the agencies that might bring her to justice, including Congress, the
FBI, the Justice Department and the Court of Public Opinion are all so swooney in love with her.
Hillary, who continually flouts the laws of fashion by dressing like a Weeble (“Weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down!”), could very well
be the first president to be impeached before being elected.
In fact, in just the past few years, Hillary Clinton personally led the 2012 attack on the U.S. embassy in Benghazi, Libya, and knowingly sent
highly confidential state secrets to everyone at Starbucks using their public Wi-Fi. Of course, she’s never had to answer for any of this
… never had to testify before a congressional committee or endure an FBI investigation … because she’s so wildly liked by everyone,
despite the incredible amount of unquestionable evidence these interrogators might have found.
Hillary poses as someone who cares about people, but in fact, she only cares about average or disadvantaged people. She has completely
failed to accommodate the unfortunate wealthy. Even now, these upper class job creators are facing unsurmountable challenges in having to pay
taxes, and having to bend over backwards to avoid destroying the environment or produce safe products.
And she has completely failed to utter the words “radical Islamic terrorism”, which, like a magic spell, would make the threat immediately
Fortunately, we have a strong contingent of Trump supporters now mustering in Cleveland. These defenders of American greatness have inspired
each other with such unassailable logic as “You deserve better because America
deserves better” and “U.S.A.! … U.S.A.! … U.S.A.! … U.S.A.! …”
These staunch defenders of freedom are our best hope against Darth Clinton.