June Is Bustin' Out All Over

(To the tune of ... well, June Is Bustin' Out All Over, from Carousel, by Rogers and Hammerstein)

June is bustin' out all over,
All over the continents and seas.
From the tropics to the poles
All those ozone layer holes
Are ensuring that there's no place left to freeze.

June is bustin' out all over.
The climate is nothin' like before.
Ev'ry storm that once was silent's
Now a hurricane that's violent,
And the permafrost ain't perma anymore.

Because it's June!
June! June! June!
Just because it's June, June, June!

Don't be surprised the weather's strange.
They've been predictin' climate change.

June is bustin' out all over,
And soon there'll be no place left to hide.
All our vehicles and tools
Have been consuming fossil fuels
'Til the atmosphere's just carbon dioxide.

June is bustin' out all over.
Farewell to the flowers and the trees.
All the weather's more outrageous
Than it's been since the ice ages
And our cities soon will lie beneath the seas.

On account o' it's June!
June! June! June!
Just because it's June, June, June!