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I heard there was a cool device
That needs no keyboards and no mice
And still it lets me send an email to you.
It costs about five hundred bucks,
But 16 Gig, no 3G sucks.
So drop eight hundred for your iPad 2, yeah.
iPad 2, yeah. iPad 2, yeah.
iPad 2, yeah. iPad 2, yeah.
It comes with a USB cord,
Buy a charger you can afford.
(You don't want to bring a laptop, do you?)
And if you are a gadget lover
You'll want to buy the new "smart cover"
To protect and defend your iPad 2, yeah.
iPad 2, yeah. iPad 2, yeah.
iPad 2, yeah. iPad 2, yeah.
Adapters for your home TV,
A docking station with a keyboard too, yeah.
With all the stuff you'll want on hand
The total cost's about a grand
And worth each cent, 'cause Apple wouldn't screw you.
iPad 2, yeah. iPad 2, yeah.
iPad 2, yeah. iPad 2, yeah.
You did your best, but it wasn't much.
It's hard to browse on an iPod Touch.
The tiny on-screen keyboard overthrew you.
The cut-and-paste would make you swear
And want to pull out all your hair.
What you needed was to get an iPad 2, yeah.
iPad 2, yeah. iPad 2, yeah.
iPad 2, yeah. iPad 2, yeah.
You did your best, but it wasn't much.
It's hard to browse on an iPod Touch.
The tiny on-screen keyboard overthrew you.
The cut-and-paste would make you swear
And want to pull out all your hair.
What you needed was to get an iPad 2, yeah.
iPad 2, yeah. iPad 2, yeah.
iPad 2, yeah. iPad 2, yeah.
Baby, I've been here before
With iPod Touches 1 through 4,
All blaring out the Cohen Hallelujah.
I thought I'd like a bigger screen,
But a minor fall with that machine ...
Now it's a cold and it's a broken iPad 2, yeah.
iPad 2, yeah. iPad 2, yeah.
iPad 2, yeah. iPad 2, yeah.
iPad 2, yeah. iPad 2, yeah.
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