Limerick of the Day #119

In case you’ve been missing the news,
Hamas thinks that they cannot lose.
They could fire their rockets
At their own densest pockets
And still blame it all on the Jews.

Limerick of the Day #113

The way this Supreme Court is trending,
There’ll be no limits on campaign spending.
Every billionaire
Will buy time on the air
To push some candidates they are vending.

Limerick of the Day #111

Every day something happens that’s new
(Or that’s how it’s reported to you.)
Global strife. Missing jets.
U.S. life. Russian threats.
Yet it seems somehow like déjà vu.

Limerick of the Day #110

With the scandal at the I.R.S.
And phone snoops on Associated Press
A beleaguered White House
Actively disavows
Any involvement in either mess.