| 10. | Buy already shelled pistachio nuts. |
| 9. | Read spoilers on the Internet instead of watching TV and movies. |
| 8. | Choose foods that can be enjoyed cold. (Preferably right from containers in the fridge!) |
| 7. | Dentures. |
| 6. | Wrap your cats in plastic wrap. |
| 5. | Throw away your mouse and learn a command language. |
| 4. | Drink iced coffee. |
| 3. | Get a nano- or picowave oven. |
| 2. | Eat dessert first. |
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3 comments:
Not too sure about the utility of plastic-wrapping the cat.
Well, Andy, I'm guessing you haven't cleaned a house where cats have been busily shedding.
Well, my cats also occasionally up chuck hair balls, it never occurred to me to put a bag over their heads. Gee whiz, what an elegant solution to that one!
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