|10.||Buy already shelled pistachio nuts.|
|9.||Read spoilers on the Internet instead of watching TV and movies.|
|8.||Choose foods that can be enjoyed cold. (Preferably right from containers in the fridge!)|
|6.||Wrap your cats in plastic wrap.|
|5.||Throw away your mouse and learn a command language.|
|4.||Drink iced coffee.|
|3.||Get a nano- or picowave oven.|
|2.||Eat dessert first.|
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