Star Wars!
Everything’s Star Wars!
Not just in toy stores
But everywhere.
Star Wars!
Disney has its whores
Trying to sell scores
of Luke underwear.
At first, they made a mint off what’s now Episode IV
And even more from what came later.
Then they made a whole trilogy that went before
About how young Anakin became Darth Vader.
Star Wars!
Enough of the Star Wars!
My closets and drawers
Are full of this crap.
Star Wars!
Please no more Star Wars!
Take your John Williams scores
And call it a wrap.
(Bump-biddi-be-dump-dump whatever until you get sick of it.)
Everything’s Star Wars!
Not just in toy stores
But everywhere.
Star Wars!
Disney has its whores
Trying to sell scores
of Luke underwear.
At first, they made a mint off what’s now Episode IV
And even more from what came later.
Then they made a whole trilogy that went before
About how young Anakin became Darth Vader.
Star Wars!
Enough of the Star Wars!
My closets and drawers
Are full of this crap.
Star Wars!
Please no more Star Wars!
Take your John Williams scores
And call it a wrap.
(Bump-biddi-be-dump-dump whatever until you get sick of it.)
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