Thanks

For local police driving tanks,
We give thanks.
For partisanship that’s hateful,
We are grateful.
For states solid red and blue,
Merci beaucoup.
For every ringing mobile phön,
Danke schön.
For greenhouse gases,
Gracias.
For all the tweets we follow,
Mahalo.
For all the crap on the Internet,
We’re in debt.