Things That Take Longer Than Buying a Gun

Buying a gun takes less time than:

• Buying a lottery ticket
• Boarding an airplane
• Toast
• Jogging
• Getting a Latte Macchiato
• Downloading email to your phone
• Waiting for a Domino’s pizza
• Waiting for the bus
• Frying an egg
• Taking a selfie

Second Amendment

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The Mayan Calendar Thing

• Tue., Dec. 11 - Gunman shoots three shoppers, killing two, and himself in mall outside Portland, Oregon
• Fri., Dec. 14 - Gunman kills 20 children, ages 6 and 7, plus 6 adults and himself at elementary school in Newtown, CT, after shooting and killing his mother at her home.
• Mon., Dec. 24 - Gunman lights fire and shoots 4 of the responding firefighters, killing two, and then himself.

The Mayan Calendar didn't say how long it would take.